The weirdest bike movie mankind has (unfortunately) graced us with

"Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura" (sundowne36) 11/28/2013 at 16:13 • Filed to: Two Wheels Bad, Torque, Fast and Furious, FnF, The Fast and the Furious

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And it's made by the same bloke who bought you FnF.

GhostZ > Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura 11/28/2013 at 16:31

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I was going to post a weirder bike movie, but then I got halfway through the video where he started outrunning the flames. Nope, I'm done. You win.

m2m, apex detective > Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura 11/28/2013 at 16:43

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I hate it when something is so weird that I stop watching it.

I love physics. These people don't care about physics. :(

daender > m2m, apex detective 11/28/2013 at 16:46

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What physics?

RotaryLover > Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura 11/28/2013 at 16:48

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That scene, I've seen it so much times when I was a teen saying...wtf they don't crash???? And the badass Y2K bike!

Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy > Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura 11/28/2013 at 16:52

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The last time I watched this was..

erm..

I don't remember.

Now I can see why I didn't watch it again. It's messed up big time.

So apparently a regular bike with nitrous is as fast as as bike with a jet engine, and fire follows the same speed of the fuel of the vehicle it came off of, and nobody wears helmets.

KB Garage > Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura 11/28/2013 at 17:00

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Train. The train scene is the worst. Wait, the bike fighting scene is the worst. No, the off-roading scene is the... I'm starting to notice a pattern.

Why have I seen this movie? Because Monet Mazur

KB Garage > m2m, apex detective 11/28/2013 at 17:02

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Physics are a set of artificial theories and suggestions designed to keep us from realizing our full potential. These guys are just ahead of the curve.

I don't need to actually label this /sarcasm do I ?

greenagain > Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura 11/28/2013 at 17:27

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It's totally terrible but I did have the pleasure of hanging out for a day of filming and being in a scene!
Of course I do have a DVD copy.

Jeff-God-of-Biscuits > Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura 11/28/2013 at 17:29

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Hmmm, I am going 180 mph on a cruiser, through the middle of downtown... I better get into the oncoming lane so I have more reaction time. Oh, and I should turn around and look behind so I can see where I am shooting. yep, that about covers it.

m2m, apex detective > KB Garage 11/28/2013 at 17:58

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The matrix has taught you well!

There is some truth in what you said sarcastically, though; most people have a wrong idea of what's physically possible in all kinds of situations.

Let's push limits! /drivesoffacliff

m2m, apex detective > daender 11/28/2013 at 17:59

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Fool, what have you done!? I had forgotten about that movie.

SteyrTMP > Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura 11/28/2013 at 18:46

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Meh... The only thing I liked in there was Jaime Pressly.

Tetrisaurus > Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura 11/28/2013 at 19:06

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WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT?

IDONNOTUNDERSTAND?!

KB Garage > m2m, apex detective 11/28/2013 at 19:39

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I lol'd